Running Zombies are moronic

Here we are again. Someone is destroying things that I love. Running zombies? Meh. Who thought that was a good idea anyhow? I mean, a head shot is hard enough as it is against thousands surrounding you, and now they get to run at you too? These things that can’t turn door knobs or speak, but they get to run and turn over a bus. They can run and climb over each other? The preview on this movie is proof that the world is going to end. Who thought this was a good idea, seriously?

We can all do better than this. Zombies that do not run are much more dangerous, much more of an intelligent horror. You have a chance there. Running zombies pretty much destroy a movie for me. There is no way to actually outrun a running zombie as depicted in movies that feature running zombies.

We all know that World War Z is ruined. So let me explain, once and for all, why running zombies is an awful concept and should be removed from any future movie concepts and banished to the Disney Vault, never to be exhumed. The idea is simple. One walking zombie is dangerous, multiple are even more dangerous. However, it’s simple to avoid them. You just walk faster than they do. Until you get surrounded, so don’t get surrounded. Oh ya, stab them in the head, that’s the only way to kill them.

Is that so hard? Because if it is then we’re doomed and the Mayans were right.